External pylons that are still rendered useless, "by a process equivalent to welding," to quote START (I was an escort for the Bone at DY), that aren't wired (I conducted the final mission to send LCTP out to the fleet) just one pylon for a pod took time, not to mention Seek Eagle, safe separation, P&FQ and then they aren't programmed into the budget cycle.However, that's not counting the external pylons on the Bones, which can add another 14 missiles for a total of 38.
76x20=1520
44x38=1672
I really need to make a Dale Brown B-1C or whatever the suffix was from Flight of the Old Dog: V-tail, and all the external pylons loaded with AMRAAMs and other tricks.
Even if by some miracle the money magically appeared, and the birds could be modified in a reasonable amount of time it still doesn't address the god-awful performance of putting that much weight and drag on a tired old airframe. I've launched Bones with 24 GBU-31's and over 200 klbs of gas, they barely got off the runway, no way it happens with external stores unless the fuel is massively cut. The jet already has performance issues at altitude without external stores, look up the turn charts in the T.O.B-1B-1 they aren't pretty when the gross weight climbs.
External stores other than the pod are dead and nothing more than fanboy fantasy, with the caveat that one or two test birds in the 419th (my old squadron) may get some type of mod while the B-52's get new engines and radars.