ROTFLMAO When I was a kid we had a old pussy (a female cat !) with the name of Missette.
My mom was putting the contraceptive pill into a bit of pâté to try and fool her. Well... it never worked. The bloody thing ate the pâté and spat the pill.
As for her two daughters - two younger female cats named Pistache and Reglisse - it was worse.
The pills hormonas had somewhat fried their brains and drove them crazy like drug addicts.
When that time of the month come, they went crazy and made my mother life a misery - attacking, meowing day and night, pursuing her...
They were just bonkers - one can wonder what the heck did they put in the goddam pills, aside contraception.
Very remarquably, without their pills the two female cats turned somewhat lesbians - they spent the entire day glued to each other, head to arse in the shape of a 69. I still remember my mom - an old school catholic but with some good sense of humor - shaking her head in disbelief and shock. "Oh geez, time for the pill, the two cats have turned lesbian once again !"