Oh, I dunno, I think it would have been great if at 0:38 when he went back to the cart to retrive the backpack someone came up and stole his bike.
This is hilariously funny...
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Oh, I dunno, I think it would have been great if at 0:38 when he went back to the cart to retrive the backpack someone came up and stole his bike.
They should have passed his backpack to security, his ID would have been in there, probably why he wanted it back.
Oh gosh, the Simpsons were prescient once again. THAT has come true, for real - except for opioids rather than car wrecks.
"Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass"
Dear Gosh.
"Les aventures d'Alice à travers le pare brise" saw that first time as a teen 25 years ago, can still remember it. LMAO.
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Only the first. Stanley Kubrick never did sequels.Next time moron say Moon landing are fake
Use that Meme !
Or: Kubrick was such a perfectionist that he filmed on location.
Also or: Kubrick hated travelling, so he had a complete, accurate full-size replica of the moon built in a studio that was itself specially made to accommodate it.
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European or African Swallow?
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That's the weirdest stein I've ever seen.
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Attachments
You have Ben Stein, Brother Beer Stein, Nephew Frank N. Stein (founder of Monster Energy Drink?). Bueller?, Bueller?, Bueller?, Bueller?
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For a beer stein the stages are reversed.
The landings were real, only the Saturn rockets themselves were fake. In actuality, Chuck Norris threw the landers there.Next time moron say Moon landing are fake
Use that Meme !
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I contend, not necessarily - in vino veritas (ok, so I equated the alcohol based inebriating effects of beer with those of wine - sue me)...
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Finally The Ice cream for Wokies and National Social Justice Warrior...
He has just turned 92 last January - Buzz Aldrin. Also last survivor of the first crew to walk on the Moon, now that Collins has departed for a better world.
The landings were real, only the Saturn rockets themselves were fake. In actuality, Chuck Norris threw the landers there.Next time moron say Moon landing are fake
Use that Meme !
You forget "by merely moving his little finger"
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A fun one that popped in my mind today.
To you Americans (and others) "Attorney general" is a symbol of justice. But do you know that it sounds like
"LA TOURNEE GENERALE !" which exactly means (drums rolling) "a round of drinks" (in a bar, you know, when a happy guy offers to pay the drinks to everybody inside.)
"Drinks to everybody !"
"L'attorney general ? la tournée générale !"
To you Americans (and others) "Attorney general" is a symbol of justice. But do you know that it sounds like
"LA TOURNEE GENERALE !" which exactly means (drums rolling) "a round of drinks" (in a bar, you know, when a happy guy offers to pay the drinks to everybody inside.)
"Drinks to everybody !"
"L'attorney general ? la tournée générale !"
Wandering hen taken into custody at Pentagon security area
A wandering chicken described as "sweet" and "nervous" is caught sneaking around a security area at the Pentagon.
www.abc.net.au
That is a odd choice for a enemy Spy...
Wandering hen taken into custody at Pentagon security area
A wandering chicken described as "sweet" and "nervous" is caught sneaking around a security area at the Pentagon.
His fingers are very versatile. Why, once he shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”The landings were real, only the Saturn rockets themselves were fake. In actuality, Chuck Norris threw the landers there.Next time moron say Moon landing are fake
Use that Meme !
You forget "by merely moving his little finger"
Imagine getting to Mars and no Mars Bars, either candy or drinking, that would be a bummer. Could go the Uranus but no one can be left behind or Pluto but that would be Goofy, I know, a$$inine and Micky Mouse comments. Had four Pundectomy's previously but keeps growing back.
His fingers are very versatile. Why, once he shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”The landings were real, only the Saturn rockets themselves were fake. In actuality, Chuck Norris threw the landers there.Next time moron say Moon landing are fake
Use that Meme !
You forget "by merely moving his little finger"
It is more like, the aircraft deliberately crashed into the ground when it found itself targeted by Chuck. Even with his finger. The poor flying mchine already knew its fate was already (navy) seal ed and committed suicide, rather than trying to pick a fight, or trying so.
That is a odd choice for a enemy Spy...Wandering hen taken into custody at Pentagon security area
A wandering chicken described as "sweet" and "nervous" is caught sneaking around a security area at the Pentagon.
Not since the CIA Project Aquiline.
While browsing for Aquiline, I stumbled into this, and it made my day.
Birds Aren't Real - Wikipedia
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That is a odd choice for a enemy Spy...Wandering hen taken into custody at Pentagon security area
A wandering chicken described as "sweet" and "nervous" is caught sneaking around a security area at the Pentagon.
Reminds me of the 'Monkey Hangers' . . .
Monkey hanger - Wikipedia
cheers,
Robin.
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I really hope you're not located anywhere near the Western Seaboard of the United States, but in case you are, just know I have quite some saws of myself...
Interesting, the version I saw on an Anti-Vaxxers sticker ended with a promise of a 'Free Kebab' on the sixth shot...
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