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Archibald

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All right, all right. Good point. Theory two. Sid's eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... A vegetable.
(Buck the weasel, Ice Age 3)


CIA Headquarters. 1963

Folks,

We need to find creative ways of getting ride of Fidel Castro. I have a clever plan for that.

Plan A - Cuba is renewed for cigars. Castro loves cigars. We pass him a cigar where tobacco is replaced by gunpowder. When Castro lights his cigar, the cigar blows his head. Job done !

"Are you nut ? will never work. And we can't kill Castro, we promised the Soviets.

"All right, all right. Good point. Plan B. We find Castro cook, promise him 1 million dollar and political asylum in Miami. Cook puts LSD into Castro breakfast before a speech. Castro eats the drugged food, climbs to the tribune, starts his speech and soon become a stoned wreck. People thinks he is a loony, remove him from power. Job done !

"Are you serious ?

"All right, all right. Good point. Plan C. We find Castro cook, promise him 1 million dollar and political asylum in Miami.
"Again ?"
"Cook puts anti-cancer drug into Castro food. Anti-cancer drug destroys Castro beard. Castro no longer a barbudo. Lost his credibility. His followers rebel against him thinking he is a traitor, and throw him out of power. Job done !

"Geez. When you did you lose your mind exactly ?

"Well... three months ago. I woke up one day, married to an iranian mullah. An ugly iranian mullah. But I loved him... and he gave me the adress from Khomeini cook. Wants to get ride of this one, too ? I have some plans for him. We promise the cook 1 million dollar and political asylum..."

"Shut up."
 

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My guess is some kind of flammable liquid was poured in first, fumes off that collect and whamo. I think the dog goes off to the left behind the idiot but is definitely limping.
 

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Deep words of Wisdom

Better yet how about a SPACE SUBMARINE!!

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What would you do if the dirty commies got to the moon first.....in 1954!.....and then started raining ATOMIC BOMBS down on the free world!?

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Obviously you`d turn an atomic submarine into a MOON ROCKET.....

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And just a few weeks later....

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Helping the poor oppressed Moonmen free their planet from the scourge of communism........

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Will they be able to stop the soviets evil plan to NUKE america!?....

Commander Battle and the Atomic Sub
 

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The funny thing is - strap a nuclear pulse unit on the back, and you can very much lift a submarine into orbit ! 5000 to 10 000 mt...
 

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Michel,

"Guards, Guards" looks like an interesting book and I will have to read it. Don't know if you read the backstory on the bookshelf display, but it wasn't meant for Johnson. It was just a collateral victory for the brilliant librarian. Her act of rebellion was a parting shot to her management for the mismanagement they had bestowed up her. Management didn't discover her "trap" and months later it caught a bigger fish in Johnson.

Librarians are great defenders of the stuff that civilizations are built upon. In the US post 9/11, law enforcement tried to wrench from librarians lists of books and who were checking them out from the libraries and the librarians fought them off. A happy bit of library news I saw and hopefully it was not an unfounded rumor, was that some of the contents of the destroyed Library of Alexandria survives in the Vatican!

I have read and enjoyed a great deal of post-apocalyptic literature with little concern of the consequences, since the stories were only a portrayal of a writer's imagination and I could leave them all behind when I closed the covers. It is disconcerting to find oneself existing within one of these scary stories where like it or not, I have skin in the game. I have wondered a number of times if I am watching the Antichrist at play in our world.

A barely controlled worldwide contagion with leaders and their followers who believe it is all fake or will magically disappear; Who could make this stuff up?

Richard
 

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Since the campaign in the US presidential race has already gone unhinged, let's remember more innocent times (who would have guessed then?!):

View: https://youtu.be/vSOLz1YBFG0

My own assumed choice. Feel free to request this to be deleted if it tickles you too uncomfortably.
 
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