The dangers of frying a turkey.

[edwest4]

Just so you know.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/fiery-demonstration-warns-of-thanksgiving-turkey-frying-127153733504

 

[Orionblamblam]

People are *fools* to fry their turkeys in oil this way. Much better to use liquid oxygen.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPxDOEdsX8


Or if one wants to be a Man and not pussyfoot around, one can use oil *and* liquid oxygen to really goose up the frying process:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGES-MrIFo

 

[edwest4]

Mmmm... checks liquid oxygen supply. I've only got enough liquid oxygen and alcohol to fuel the V... uh... object I have hidden in the woods. Nothing to waste on turkeys.

 

[Orionblamblam]

Mmmm... checks liquid oxygen supply. I've only got enough liquid oxygen and alcohol to fuel the V... uh... object I have hidden in the woods. Nothing to waste on turkeys.

Put turkey behind the nozzle. Burn two birds with one stone.