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How to do naval design 101:

'Just one more turret bro, I swear'
'Please, we need to increase speed by at just 2 knots'
'Thicken the armour bruv, it will solve everything'
'All we need are seven layers of deck armour, 20" belt armour, and sextuple torpedo bulkheads'
'One more battleship is all we need...'
'Make all turrets quad'
'I swear! Installing a dozen RADARs will solve all our fire control problems!!'
 
Geoffrey de Vere said:
'I swear! Installing a dozen RADARs will solve all our fire control problems!!'
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SH pilot and WSO:

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Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

Two friends drink vodka and loudly tell political jokes in their hotel room. The third, exhausted, tries to sleep but cannot.

Frustrated, he goes downstairs for a smoke. On the way, he asks the receptionist to bring tea to room 39 in five minutes.

Returning upstairs, he joins them briefly, then leans toward a power outlet and says, “Comrade lieutenant, please send tea to room 39.”

His friends burst into laughter at the joke. Moments later, a knock sounds… and the receptionist arrives with a teapot. The laughter dies; his friends turn pale and silent. The evening ends abruptly, and the tired man finally sleeps.

In the morning, he wakes to find his friends gone. Alarmed, he asks the receptionist what happened.

She whispers nervously, “The KGB came before dawn and took them.”

Horrified, he asks why he was spared.

“Comrade lieutenant really liked your tea joke.”

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jeffb said:
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

Two friends drink vodka and loudly tell political jokes in their hotel room. The third, exhausted, tries to sleep but cannot.

Frustrated, he goes downstairs for a smoke. On the way, he asks the receptionist to bring tea to room 39 in five minutes.

Returning upstairs, he joins them briefly, then leans toward a power outlet and says, “Comrade lieutenant, please send tea to room 39.”

His friends burst into laughter at the joke. Moments later, a knock sounds… and the receptionist arrives with a teapot. The laughter dies; his friends turn pale and silent. The evening ends abruptly, and the tired man finally sleeps.

In the morning, he wakes to find his friends gone. Alarmed, he asks the receptionist what happened.

She whispers nervously, “The KGB came before dawn and took them.”

Horrified, he asks why he was spared.

“Comrade lieutenant really liked your tea joke.”

:oops:
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Imagine a lost christmas episode of Space 1999 involving a crossover with Dr Who & Star Trek.....
I especially liked the "temporal protection unit" and the theory behind how it operates.;)
 
Geoffrey de Vere said:
What about Assad?
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He’s a cuck, so there wasn’t really a threat to him from anyone else except TR (whom he tenaciously tried to provoke by bombing the local population in Idlib, Menbic and Aleppo, causing them to pile up at the border).

Even America had left him alone, except for Tomahawk-ing an air base once, with minor damage. RU was more than happy to let them bomb away the Iranian influence in Syria and was OK with Israel occasionally destroying what little AD Syria had left after the F-16 shootdown incident.

Once Assad fell, Israel bombed the crap out of any kind of equipment that fell into the hands of the new regime.


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P.S. @EmoBirb You might wanna check this out :d :

https://barlamantoday.com/2025/10/1...ar-al-assad-spends-his-days-gaming-in-moscow/
 

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