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accommodating a natural function performed by every human being at least once a day.
I wish.

Yes yes..it means I’m full of it…it’s also why I stay irritable….

The only laxative that ever worked on me—being stuck in traffic with no gas stations within two states…let me introduce my guardian demon…Carruthers…he’s very competent:

“Hi—Ready for that next kidney stone?”

With an afib chaser?

“That’s the one.”
 
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This Nu Star Trek by Alex Kurzmann, i have felling it's bit off from original...
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Vader is where he needs to be…Cylon and Cybermen as redshirts….Boba Fett at Spock’s station…Twiki as Yeoman…Aelita at comm…B-4 at Scotty’s station warning Darth about overtaxing the nacelles.

Iron Man as Number One.

Dalek at engineering proper…screaming at Roger Roger droids to step it up.

At Nav and Helm?

Daft Punk

There’s your music video for “Human After All.”

Oh, and DEVO beaming up in the transporter room…guest starring Gary Numan as Data.

In the opposing ship…Lee Marvin as Captain, James Coburn as science officer…Bruce Lee at helm…etc.
 
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Flight safety, they say...

According to court documents, Pokornik was a flight attendant for a Toronto-based airline from 2017 to 2019, then used fake employee identification from that carrier to obtain tickets reserved for pilots and flight attendants on three other airlines.

U.S. prosecutors said Tuesday that Pokornik even requested to sit in an extra seat in the cockpit - the "jump seat" - typically reserved for off-duty pilots. It wasn't clear from court documents whether he ever actually rode in a plane's cockpit, and the U.S. Attorney's Office declined to say.
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The scheme lasted four years, the U.S. prosecutors in Hawaii said.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/former...-pokornik-posing-pilot-hundreds-free-flights/
 

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