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Airline pilots....

“We almost had a midair collision up here,” the JetBlue pilot said, according to a recording of his conversation with air traffic control. “They passed directly in our flight path. ... They don’t have their transponder turned on, it’s outrageous.”
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“We just had traffic pass directly in front of us within 5 miles of us — maybe 2 or 3 miles
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(Jet blue pilot complaining USAF Tanker off the coast of Venezuela are flying with their transponder turned off) o_O

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...uela-avoids-midair-collision-us-air-128397390
 
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Field hockey had its offside rule, nearly identical to soccer's, abolished in steps - completely abolished in the 90s. The result was a more attractive game because it became easier to score goals.
I think soccer would be a better game too without the offside rule. Grounds for crucifying me to some soccer fans, so I generally shut up about it.
 
Evil?

And here I thought ole’ Steely Dan would be a heroic noir character…a hard-boiled____k

Voiceover by Harrison Ford.

“You guys haven’t seen what I’ve seen in the jungle”

Mrs. Potatohead (blushing):
Where’d you get that scar mista?

“IUD injury in Iraq…while I was in deep cover” (saxophone wailing).

“Strange how you two get called ‘Buzz’ and ‘Woody’ when I do all the work”

Rex: “Get this man some alcohol! Can’t you see he’s shaking!”

“It’s all right. It’s what I do. While you kids play in the sunshine, I sleep like some kind of vampire in a drawer next to a Gideon, or something from Susan Sontag or Joyce Carol Oates. So yeah, I could use some hooch to wash down Bo Peep’s tuna casserole.”

Lightyear: You’re the coolest!

“I know”

Fade to black—-
 
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More First Order (two-seat T.I.E. fighter below)

Call sign: "Hux"

I kid...yeah....I saw the symbol...I'm not the only one either.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EmpireDidNothingWrong/comments/xjg6r1/capt_isaacman_white_courtesy_phone_capt_jared

Subway still looking for a spokesman?

Nah--he's nice to kids. The Space Camp donation will give kids a place to go when their Huntsville parents lose their jobs thanks to him and Tory's bail.

"Hi kids! Don't be a sell-out Trekkie! The Empire needs recruits to man out next laser armed battlewagon:"
https://www.al.com/politics/2025/12...-laser-firing-battleship-named-after-him.html
 
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I had no idea Anton Chigurh was an entertainer
You can keep Ligotti, honey
 
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