Trump announces new fighter almost twice as good as F-55

[Bruno Anthony]

"I'm going to announce! I'm going to announce an even better plane and it's a great plane everyone is talking about it but I'm going to announce a better plane than the F-55. The F-105!! F-105. It's gonna be so fast, so fast."

"The F-105! A pilot came up to me yesterday, a big strong pilot, he said, 'Sir! Are you really going to build the F-105?' and I said absolutely for you and your brave pilots. You deserve the best! He started crying. He hasn't cried like ever!"

 

[sublight_]

On the F-35, Trump said, “We’re doing an upgrade, a simple upgrade, but we’re also doing an F-55. I’m going to call it an F-55, and that’s going to be a substantial upgrade, but it’s going to be also with two engines because the F-35 has a single engine. I don’t like single engines.”

He really said this....

 

[Bruno Anthony]

He really said this....

Oh I know. I’m going afterburner on the absurdity.

 

[Orionblamblam]

Now imagine if Biden had announced such a plane: it would have quickly devolved into a discussion of Corn Pop. Or a President Harris announcement: a long string of incomprehensible gibberish interspersed with inappropriate cackling.

 

[Bruno Anthony]

long string of incomprehensible gibberish interspersed with inappropriate cackling

Yah.

Another defender of the “administration.”

 

[njiiaf]

Yah.

Another defender of the “administration.”

"HOW DARE YOU HAVE DIFFERENT BELIEFS THAN ME!!!111!!!"

 

[Bruno Anthony]

"HOW DARE YOU HAVE DIFFERENT BELIEFS THAN ME!!!111!!!"

Extremely sensitive

I’m sorry.