Note: the blank sheet of paper "it's upside down" joke is from The Right stuff. Astronaut wannabee Alan Bean poked fun at the psychiatrists at that horrible clinique where they screened the Mercury Seven... remember Shepard and his enema in the movie...
This is hilariously funny...
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If we are doing Commie jokes, this one is both Commie and Jewish:
In a Tel Aviv square, two recent immigrants from the Soviet Union sit on a bench. Each one reads a newspaper. After a while, one of them sighs sadly.
The other one tells him: "I see you are reading a local Israeli newspaper. You shouldn't do that. You'll read everything about the economic crisis, the terrible taxes, the security problems, and so on. Instead you should do like me, read the Pravda. It's full of good news about how we Jews are so rich that we own all the banks, control all the governments, and are so devilishly smart that we can hide it."
In a Tel Aviv square, two recent immigrants from the Soviet Union sit on a bench. Each one reads a newspaper. After a while, one of them sighs sadly.
The other one tells him: "I see you are reading a local Israeli newspaper. You shouldn't do that. You'll read everything about the economic crisis, the terrible taxes, the security problems, and so on. Instead you should do like me, read the Pravda. It's full of good news about how we Jews are so rich that we own all the banks, control all the governments, and are so devilishly smart that we can hide it."
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The horror, the horror!
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Ladies and Gentlemen! In the grandest traditions of Mad Science for which this great forum of ours stands, I give you this:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdAsT0ZB-M
Okay... and now, ladies and gentlemen, here is a personal creation. It all started from a good laugh with my kid, and from there... it spiralled out of control.
I started tweaking that already very silly (and funny) old, legendary advert...
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmPsUWxlt0
Into this.
View: https://youtu.be/dFiOLg6Aq3Q
I used a Youtube downloader and then I tweaked the original video using Kapwing, Audiojoiner, MKVToolNix and some other tools... I'm pretty proud of the result.
I started tweaking that already very silly (and funny) old, legendary advert...
Into this.
I used a Youtube downloader and then I tweaked the original video using Kapwing, Audiojoiner, MKVToolNix and some other tools... I'm pretty proud of the result.
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Saw this on 4chan and thought it was funny.
Audio-joiner is really a great tool (and free, with that). It shows the music as "peaks and valleys" and if you find the exact "peak" then you can cut the music right there and glue something else to it.
That's how I pasted together, Offenbach original Can-can with the hens "chorus". The transition is pretty seamless and the end result is kind of surprising and hilarious (although obviously the original music and the advert variant aren't exactly similar, it works well enough). I have a longer variant where I inserted the hens chorus a second time, later in the Can-can. Double pleasure.
That's how I pasted together, Offenbach original Can-can with the hens "chorus". The transition is pretty seamless and the end result is kind of surprising and hilarious (although obviously the original music and the advert variant aren't exactly similar, it works well enough). I have a longer variant where I inserted the hens chorus a second time, later in the Can-can. Double pleasure.
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Again a classic by German cartoonist Ruthe
corresponding Translation
Your Grandma is a showoff, Lasse
I Know
corresponding Translation
Your Grandma is a showoff, Lasse
I Know
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hilarious
but how comes that Belgium SABENA airline has advertisement in movie ?
but how comes that Belgium SABENA airline has advertisement in movie ?
No idea... Not sure Sabena was on purpose, cause the add starts in Italian , then ends in French with "... vous y seriez déjà" , so it seems they added the end slogan on an existing add sign so it would fit the scene.
I love that film ,
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First of a series, NSFW language.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0&ab_channel=Playbill
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Tom Gauld for New Scientist again.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a gigantic insect.
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Another plane brought down by a Tomcat:
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Cat attacks pilot on flight to Qatar, forces plane to divert back to airport | Fox News
A flight leaving from Sudan’s capital city of Khartoum was forced to return to the airport last week after a cat reportedly attacked the pilot of the plane. It's believed the cat 'infiltrated' the aircraft the previous evening, when the aircraft was being cleaned.
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Utini Utini Utini !
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Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars hit ROCK bottom
the real fun start at 1:00
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the real fun start at 1:00
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Indeed this may be the response to the Fermi paradox.
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What? Perpetual motions machines exist, just ask the person doing that...It's so Stupid it hurts
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WARNING: contain carnage, sacrifice, histeria decent into Madness in short: Danish Humor
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goes animation
WARNING: contain carnage, sacrifice, histeria decent into Madness in short: Danish Humor
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Oldelaf - le café... since 2008, never can get enough of that silly thing. ROTFL
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU
Another passably deranged song... WTH ??!!
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Md7m79Pd1M
An excellent song by Java with a handcrafted movie clip, brilliantly done...
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dm62QelsJs
An all time classic, les VRP - it kills me, every time...
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQiuXtbP8I
(they hoisted the sail... they hoisted the sail... and then, the boat, AND THEN THE BOAT....
SUNK.
End of the song. )
Macramé les doigts... the title is stupid, so is the entire song...
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"Avec son tatouage mort aux vaches... les indiens l'ont pris pour un con" ROTFL
Another passably deranged song... WTH ??!!
An excellent song by Java with a handcrafted movie clip, brilliantly done...
An all time classic, les VRP - it kills me, every time...
(they hoisted the sail... they hoisted the sail... and then, the boat, AND THEN THE BOAT....
SUNK.
End of the song. )
Macramé les doigts... the title is stupid, so is the entire song...
"Avec son tatouage mort aux vaches... les indiens l'ont pris pour un con" ROTFL
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Also I cant tell if the 2nd image was edit made for humor or that its actually real?
An old MP lady, to Churchill
"You are such a disgusting human being ! If I was your wife, i would put poison into your wine !"
Churchill immediate answer "Well, and if I was your husband, I would not hesitate for a second drinking that poison !"
"Winston, you should eat more fruits and vegetable. You know "an apple a day keep the doctor away" !
Churchill answer "ah sure, but only if you aim well !"
(this one kills me everytime. I have this vision of Churchill throwing apples at a physician; carefully aiming and then launching the fruits into well calculated ballistic arcs, like battleship cannonballs... and the physician being viciously hit in the neck, and stumbling, looney toons style...)
"Une pomme par journée / tiens le médecin éloigné / a condition de bien viser !"
"You are such a disgusting human being ! If I was your wife, i would put poison into your wine !"
Churchill immediate answer "Well, and if I was your husband, I would not hesitate for a second drinking that poison !"
"Winston, you should eat more fruits and vegetable. You know "an apple a day keep the doctor away" !
Churchill answer "ah sure, but only if you aim well !"
(this one kills me everytime. I have this vision of Churchill throwing apples at a physician; carefully aiming and then launching the fruits into well calculated ballistic arcs, like battleship cannonballs... and the physician being viciously hit in the neck, and stumbling, looney toons style...)
"Une pomme par journée / tiens le médecin éloigné / a condition de bien viser !"
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A couple more . . .
Again, a lady MP to Winston (maybe the same one . . .)
"Winston, you're drunk"
"And you're ugly, but in the morning, I shall be sober . . ."
On being introduced to a Peer named Lord Bossum.
"Bossum . . . neither one thing nor the other."
cheers,
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