This is hilariously funny...

[Michel Van]

Translation from german Letter of company BriefGold.de to one of there clients:


Dear Mr. B.
Unfortunately we have to inform you that your collection of rare figures Gold bunnies are actually wrapped chocolates from the Lind company
and there is no remuneration in the amount of € 5000.
Our data show that it is not the first time, you send items that are unsuitable for speculation,
Neither the DVD "James Bond 007 - Goldeneye" and your golden hamster (dead) have no real gold value

We would like to give you to understand that our gold purchase relates to a special metal value,
That you apparently find it difficult to understand this concept, please note the following definition:

Gold is a chemical element with the element symbol AU and the atomic number 79.
It belongs to the precious metals and, together with copper, is one of the few colored metals

We hope to have clarified the matter with this and would like to ask you politely not to send in any more items,
Except those with actual gold content as defined above.

With best regards

unreadable signature

 

[TomcatViP]

How to be absolutely certain you are not driving a Tesla:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1349006324613451781

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1349006324613451781

 

[tequilashooter]

 

[Orionblamblam]

 

[Michel Van]

potentially suicidal car drive

 

[TomcatViP]

Ouch

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[TomcatViP]

Is Sputnik 100% effective?

 

[Michel Van]

 

[Justo Miranda]

From: The Far Side 1999 calendar.
by Gary Larson

 

[Justo Miranda]

post-2

 

[Archibald]

Since the fucking virus mutated last september in London... the french media keeps calling it "le variant anglais" that is "the english variant".
...
And to me, it sounded like an evidence, first time I heard it.
...
Archibald production presents
(drums rolling,
20 th Century fox iconic jingle,
pam, papam,
pa pa pa pam papam,
papapapapapaaaam, padam,
papapapaaaaam...
tudududu, tam tatam,
tudududu, tam tatam,
tudududuummm... parapapapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...!)

...

 

[Michel Van]

It seem that Joe Biden home trainer has some cyber issues

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFJZZIKbm-Q

 

[Anderman]

Ah China again

 

[TomcatViP]

Speaking about possessed :

https://www.facebook.com/154556057933465/posts/3577834408938929

View: https://www.facebook.com/154556057933465/posts/3577834408938929/

 

[SeaslugMk2]

Archibald production presents
(drums rolling,
20 th Century fox iconic jingle,
pam, papam,
pa pa pa pam papam,
papapapapapaaaam, padam,
papapapaaaaam...
tudududu, tam tatam,
tudududu, tam tatam,
tudududuummm... parapapapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...!)

20th Century Fox? I think you might mean this:
Pearl & Dean
Always makes me think of the cinema...Kiora orange and ice creams.
My children hated it being played because I used to sing along with it!

SRJ.

 

[Archibald]

post-2

287 I really like it !

When famous French volcanologist Haroun Tazzieff died in 1998, my local newspaper had a very similar caricature.

Tazieff had seemingly been send to hell... except he really loved Hell... lava pits, to the evident dismay of The Devil, and the complete uncomprehension of his minions. ROTFL

 

[Nigelhg]

 

[TomcatViP]

Hummm, Slovenia is not Russia...

 

[Rhinocrates]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqYyE2JNMfg&ab_channel=OwlKitty

 

[Justo Miranda]

Hummm, Slovenia is not Russia...

Syldavia?

 

[TomcatViP]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1351517692897988608

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/EHEH_Spotter/status/1351517692897988608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1351517692897988608%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-4024420202426498527.ampproject.net%2F2101212155000%2Fframe.html

*nobody yet requested a smog test?

 

[Michel Van]

Idiots at work

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXWJwGmnjLM

 

[Grey Havoc]

From last November, via Stuart Galbraith over at Tanknet:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1326987327479164937

View: https://twitter.com/giantcat9/status/1326987327479164937

 

[Justo Miranda]

From: The Far Side 1999 calendar.
by Gary Larson

 

[Justo Miranda]

post-2

 

[Rhinocrates]

Mel Hunter did a whole series of paintings with a robot wandering a post-WWIII world.

 

[Michel Van]

Austria foreign office made them self ridiculously

after posting this boredom on you Tube
"What happen if Vienna is hit by 100Kt nuke ?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fleThMH_bVs


Soon came this hilarious reaction
"What happens if Godzilla attack Vienna ?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL7-Y8DpWiU

 

[TomcatViP]

The meme is excellent but IMO the Austrian Foreign office video is top notch too in helping raising awareness.

 

[Justo Miranda]

Mel Hunter did a whole series of paintings with a robot wandering a post-WWIII world.

Hi

 

[Justo Miranda]

And the bad guys

 

[Justo Miranda]

Post-2

 

[Justo Miranda]

Now You See Me​

 

[galgot]

 

[Orionblamblam]

Austria foreign office made them self ridiculously

after posting this boredom on you Tube
"What happen if Vienna is hit by 100Kt nuke ?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fleThMH_bVs

Ummm... why is Austria worried about getting nuked?

 

[Richard N]

Too rude for Facebook: the ban on Britain's historic place names
The social network’s oversensitive hate speech filters have made it impossible to mention respectable locations like Devil’s Dyke and Plymouth Hoe. The residents are not amused …

Too rude for Facebook: the ban on Britain's historic place names

The social network’s oversensitive hate speech filters have made it impossible to mention respectable locations like Devil’s Dyke and Plymouth Hoe. The residents are not amused …

www.theguardian.com

 

[Michel Van]

Ummm... why is Austria worried about getting nuked?

yes that question have allot Austrians after there foreign office posted it on You tube
it was idea of there idiotic minister of foreign affaire Alex something, don't recalled his gibberish name.

Was about publicity for the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons
a treaty that even Belgium and Germany ignore...

or has Alex something fear that Belgium or Germany revenge some certain historical burden left by Austria on them ?

 

[SeaslugMk2]

Too rude for Facebook: the ban on Britain's historic place names
The social network’s oversensitive hate speech filters have made it impossible to mention respectable locations like Devil’s Dyke and Plymouth Hoe. The residents are not amused …

Too rude for Facebook: the ban on Britain's historic place names

The social network’s oversensitive hate speech filters have made it impossible to mention respectable locations like Devil’s Dyke and Plymouth Hoe. The residents are not amused …

www.theguardian.com

Have a thought for the residents of Scunthorpe.

SRJ.

 

[Rhinocrates]

Too rude for Facebook: the ban on Britain's historic place names
The social network’s oversensitive hate speech filters have made it impossible to mention respectable locations like Devil’s Dyke and Plymouth Hoe. The residents are not amused …

Too rude for Facebook: the ban on Britain's historic place names

The social network’s oversensitive hate speech filters have made it impossible to mention respectable locations like Devil’s Dyke and Plymouth Hoe. The residents are not amused …

www.theguardian.com

Have a thought for the residents of Scunthorpe.

SRJ.

A joke I heard...

Q: Name three football clubs with swear words in their names.
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe, and F*cking Manchester United.