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alberchico said:
And what if someone has a bowel movement and they need more than 10 minutes to complete their task ? Feel like it would be embarrassing if the door opened up mid-wipe. :oops:

"Once inside, users are put on a strict 10-minute time limit. As an occupant approaches the limit, a speaker inside the room emits an automated message telling them they’re running out of time. Once the 10 minutes are up the automated door slides open, exposing the user to the public."

https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-depl...-bathrooms-have-a-strict-10-minute-time-limit

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That'd be a dream come true for some.

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OK, I won't put this in the serious ship naming thread. It's been pointed out that naming a ship after a capital or country being sunk would cause damage to national morale and deliver a propaganda coup to the enemy. Therefore, how about naming the more expendable vessels after things we hate, so then morale won't be hurt. Also, despite the saying 'I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy,' there are many irritations that we would wish on our worst enemies. Sure, you can use then names of enemy leaders, but that might be confusing for intel and really not that relatable.

So, for example:

'In a much-derserved offensive, HMS Halitosis is spearheading an attack on our worst enemies.'

'We have received news that HMS Those Bastards From Accounts, Especially Jeremy has been sunk. No lives that anyone cares about were lost - they had it coming to them.'

Win either way!
 
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Thought about starting a "Cool Stuff" thread but figured a mod would kill it so. . .

 

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