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NO POLITIC again NO CURRENT POLITICAL Stuff

I star with classic
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Howdy !

Farm living’…..


With regards,
357Mag
 

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On the subject of bees, I went to the local beekeeper to get some new bees for my hive. He asked me how many I wanted, and I told him 'A dozen'.
When he gave them to me I saw that there were thirteen bees, not twelve. When I asked him about the extra bee, he said,
'It's okay, that's a freebie' . . .

cheers,
Robin.
 
On the subject of bees, I went to the local beekeeper to get some new bees for my hive. He asked me how many I wanted, and I told him 'A dozen'.
When he gave them to me I saw that there were thirteen bees, not twelve. When I asked him about the extra bee, he said,
'It's okay, that's a freebie' . . .

cheers,
Robin.
There's no groan emoji :)
 
Probably "a long walk back to the debriefing room" (somedays, you wish you ´d stay in bed):

View: https://youtu.be/XvUGJGujVd0
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In my Air National Guard unit, “ incentive rides “ were preceded by a goodly amount of “ Egress “ training, and the how’s and why’s of cockpit etiquette… for the ( typically ) non-pilot personnel being granted the flight.

For an impending F-4E ride, I was trained in a ground based cockpit “ simulator “, to be taught the location and operation of things like the ejection seat safety pins,proper operation of ejection seat handles in the event they were needed, pilot verbal signals to prepare for ejection, operation of the ejection seat selector valve, various warning lights, canopy closing and opening procedures; et al. I was also suspended on a cable/winch system while wearing all of the aircrew clothing, shoes, helmet g-suit vest, parachute harness etc, and given training how to descend from a tree after landing in one post-ejection.

For my F-16D ( retirement ) flight, I was given similar training to the above… with the F16
“ hanging harness “ training having been updated on hardware; and including a vision and movement-based 360* descent to landing syllabus.

I should think the rear seater’s pre-flight training would have been similarly elaborate. One wonders whether something like the individual becoming fouled in an ejection seat mechanism, made any contribution to the event .

Bet there is some “ sheet metal “ damage, with repair work to be done on the top side of the jet, n’est-ce pas ?

As an aside…..wonder whether the ejectee will thank the “ Parachute Shop “ with the traditional bottle of booze, for his having been treated to a successful parachute ride ! Haaa !!


With regards,
357Mag
 
This will be a good instructional video.

Mock cockpits with some small pyrotechnics should be what the backseat guys have. Blank shotgun shells go off when they pull.

That will set it apart from any old gauge or whatever.

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I have sad news--the closing of a martial arts school (which specialized in quarterstaff combat)--founded by John Lennon's wife and Cher's husband:

No mo' Ono Bono bojo dojo

I smell burnt toast (thud)
 
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F-4E and F-16?! You have some excellent taste picking a ride!
Tomcat -

Howdy !

The F-4E ride was a reward for my earning “ Senior NCO of the Quarter “back in 1986.
The F-16D ride was a “ parting gift “ for my retirement from the Indiana Air National Guard, after 37 yrs MIL service / 35 yr Civil Service. At the time I retired, such rides were common place.

I was allowed to fly both aircraft, with the F-16 proving to be amazingly intuitive to fly; via its “ fly-by-wire “ side stick controller and “ hands on throttle and stick “ configuration.


With regards,
357Mag
 
Movie quotes:

“ I am Bear Claw Chris Lap….blood kin to the Griz’ that bit Jim Bridger’s ass ! “

“ I know who YOU are ! “. Your are the same dumb pilgrim, I’ve been hearing’ for
20 days…. and smellin’ for 3 !! “

“ Can you skin Griz’…. pilgrim ? “


With regards,
357Mag
 
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Movie quotes….

“ Well, that’s great ! That’s just _ _ cking great, man !! …..

“ NOW W-T-F are we supposed to do !?! “ ….

“ Where’z the real pretty $hit NOW, man !?! “


With regards,
357Mag
 
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“ GAME over, man ….. game OVER “ !!


“ Oh man…. and I was gettin’ SHORT “! “ Now, I’m gonna buy it on this rock ! “


Regards,
357Mag
 
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Some people may ask what real hobbies are, so look at these two chess players.
PS: It is not recommended to imitate these two people, they may get sick.
 

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