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I see the guys at TOHO aren't even trying anymore.

Kaiju in jeans? ...really

Abe Lincoln playing Keith Richards old guitar?
That I can almost believe.
 
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
 
jeffb said:
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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Yea, yea...

Then the engineer keeps adding new features to everything until it's all so complex it never works. Worse, he's a German engineer. Welcome to Hell.
 
robunos said:
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cheers ,
Robin .
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What, precisely, is the emotional reaction you are attempting to elicit from me as a viewer? Because, to be honest, it is just utter boredom, because I've seen megatons of ugly bald guys IRL all the time since my birth, and the night time setting doesn't exactly make it more inviting....
 
martinbayer said:
What, precisely, is the emotional reaction you are attempting to elicit from me as a viewer? Because, to be honest, it is just utter boredom, because I've seen megatons of ugly bald guys IRL all the time since my birth, and the night time setting doesn't exactly make it more inviting....
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I take it you familiar with Vin Diesel , the actor ?

cheers ,
Robin .
 
Still completely unclear as to what that utterly random actor's potential relevance in this discussion thread is - FYI, I do not care a flying physical romantic encounter, if you catch my drift...
 
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Arjen said:
American screwdriver, according to my father.
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He had lots of experience using surplus WW2 stock, and he thought the preferred US method of assembly of the day was throwing parts into a crate with a pitchfork.
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That isn't an 'murcan' hammer, this is!

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'n we ain't even talkin' the ones they use in Texas!
 

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