Furry avatars of doom

TomcatViP said:
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A raccoon walks into a liquor store - the only way this punchline could get any better is if a cat and a skunk joined in...
 
 
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Meg's 22 years old, which is very elderly for a lion. She - and another lion, Gabby - have been jumping on him like that for over two decades and he says he sometimes gets whiplash. This must make them very incompetent furry avatars of doom if they still can't kill him.

Seriously though, someone who wants to hunt and kill these magnificent animals would be pathetic if they weren't evil. A real triumph is not compensating for a micropenis with a gun but by earning the love of lions for decades.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grqwMaIhuuI&t=794s
 
Michel Van said:
Truly avatar of Doom...
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Cats will automatically gravitate to a heat source... Back in the late 70's when I was a kid my parents thought it would be a great idea to join a religious cult... we moved lock stock and barrel to a large victorian country house in the Lake District where the general idea was to live a pure and spiritual life unfettered by the inconveniences of modern life... the house was blessed with a very large Aga water heater that was permanently on... and permanently covered with the numerous moggies that shared the building with the chosen/pilgrims/suckers (delete as appropriate)...

Thankfully this adventure only lasted 4 months before good sense prevailed... still miss all the cats though...

Zeb
 
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