Brett Davidson
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No - the cat owns you, not the other way around.Now he does.
Dominatrix/Dominator (couldn't really make the gender out...)
I, for one, welcome our feline overlords, just as long as they keep us safe and sound from those stark raving mad wild marauding canines...
How do you get the cat to participate?In the interest of science and mental sanity, can someone please develop and successfully administer a feline IQ test?
It's a fairly safe bet to put the chances on the predator rather than the prey...How do you get the cat to participate?
I think there's a bar though: is the animal intelligent enough to be insane? Mouse: probably not. Cat: definitely.
Kzinti-Uber
That is not a Jaguar but a Gepard
Oh yes. Once I was eating mandarins with my girlfriend. Her cat walked into the room, sniffed the fruit and turned up his nose and then he looked at us. With an expression of utter disgust he stalked out.
Despite their cute appearance, I've heard that they're furry grenades. I came across an anecdote about a Pakistani (?) woman who adopted a wild one thinking that was just an odd-looking housecat. Of course it was gentle and affectionate with her but one night three men tried to burgle her home... and regretted it.
They are needed there, remember the rats in the subway in the 007 movie?If the biomass of all the cats in Istanbul were amalgamated into one body.
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2 o'clock in Morning
some one ring at you door...
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Pardon me--I'd like to leave this tract about my lord and savior Bast--OW! You shut the door on my paw!