Mom:
"Hello, Amazon? These aren't the washing powders I ordered at all."
Junior:
" Is Mom okay? She's been talking into her shoe all morning. Is she high?"
Dad:
"She must be, son.... Amazon doesn't have phone operators."
Addict:
(Very quiet after an attempt to boost his fix--but somehow cleaner)
Walter White:
"Use drones, Jesse says...fah. That lady over there sure does a great Bob Newhart phone impression...something about hating when clogs put you on hold."
