I was more concerned with length and weight. Also drag, for long range stand off!
Weight is a potential issue, though the difference between JASSM and JASSM-ER is only 350lbs (2250 versus 2600, and LRASM is ~2800). They're all the same length! I believe you're thinking of the JASSM-
XR, which does have like a 4ft stretch to it compared to the rest of the family.
What I'd want to see is room for two 5K class penetrators that will hold pretty much every HDBT in range at risk and a goal to translate that into an equivalent weight of thermobarics to knock out large staging areas or march formations, of course with a complement of AIM-260s and MSDMs.
If the FAXX has one super long bay instead of two bays in tandem (or can join the bays like a B-1), it'd be doable with GBU-28s. Stupid things are 20ft/5.8m long with the Paveway seekers fitted. It might be able to fit inside a 16ft bay with a JDAM seeker instead.
And I do expect the general concept of two bays in tandem. With the sheer width of carrying 4x 22" wide weapons plus access width I think it'd be difficult to make that go supersonic (it'd be half again as wide as the F-22 at the bays!). But having a single ~33ft long by 4.5ft wide bay between the engines and two side bays for AAMs would be a pretty viable design for supersonic. And that long bay
would have the internal volume for a pair of GBU-28s or the A5Ks. Frankly, depending on just how long the 5000lb penetrator is, you
might be able to stuff it into a bay sized for AIM-174s (~16.5ft long) using Laser JDAM seekers instead of Paveway.
It'd be a pain to wrangle, but a conversion kit to stick the SM6 booster (
Mk104? Mk72) onto the back end of a BLU-109 would be hilarious. Wouldn't be possible to send it up the weapons elevators assembled, but Ordies are capable of assembling such weapons with a little planning and maybe some help from modified bomb carts. Have the guidance fire the booster once the bomb was ~12sec from impact on target, and impact at Mach holy shit instead of just over Mach 1.
But there's a genuine believe that this mission is going away to the surface navy in the vein of what Fleet Air Defense eventually gave genesis to.
Replacing airdropped penetrator bombs with what, CPS? I don't think that CPS in any flavor will have the same penetration as a 5000lb class bomb dropped from 30km up.