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I posted this elsewhere... same level of cafeine-driven whackiness !

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtKGX8B9hU
 
The eu having ridiculously over pompous legislation? Porridge the thought. No, they are merely diverting precious supplies to those who need them. Anybody here meet a supply chain specialist before they have their daily dose of the brown caffeine?
 
Please read beyond the headline.
From the Daily Telegraph piece:
The rules, which take effect at the beginning of next year, are meant to prevent businesses from importing goods, including coffee beans, if they have been grown on recently deforested land.
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Mr Lavazza claimed that even the initial step of digitally mapping the size of a farm using satellite coordinates would be impossible for many producers in the developing world.

He said: “Many farmers don’t know the boundaries of the farm, they have no chance of putting the geo satellite coordinates in the system.

“The farmer in Ethiopia doesn’t have any idea of, for example, the border of the farm. Many of them are just picking coffee, fantastic coffee, the best in the world, from wild forests.”
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A Commission spokesman pointed out that research published in the journal Nature had found that deforestation was itself a threat to wild coffee species.

He added: “EU regulation is pro-business. Deforestation is a threat to business – including to the coffee business.

“The Commission’s proposal for EUDR was prepared following a public consultation which received some 1.2 million contributions. In this context, an overwhelming majority of stakeholders (business associations and NGOs) supported a mandatory due-diligence regime.”
Will the new regulations drive up coffee prices? Possibly.
Will the new regulations help slow deforestation? Hopefully.
 
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We have artificially created leather from brewing waste, why not coffee in a similar fashion?
 
The Telegraph is a parody rag these days, might as well be quoting the Daily Star for news...
 
We have artificially created leather from brewing waste, why not coffee in a similar fashion?

Sure. And, if the upcycled plant waste/ground date pit products don't pan out, we can always fall back on Postum.

Nothing quite says 'Morning' like a steaming hot mug of wheat bran & molasses brew. Yum!
 
When there are some folk out there creating ?steak? from resequenced human recycling product, coffee from recycled brewery waste is not so bad.
 
As someone who works with franke coffee vending solutions, I can assure you that keeping your workplace supplied with fresh food options is key to staying balanced, even when dealing with the craziness of coffee-fueled mornings. A variety of snacks and fresh meals, offered alongside your caffeine choices, can make a world of difference in maintaining both energy and sanity throughout the day.
 
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And I thought decaffeination was when a cow gives birth. I think this pun may be grounds for dismissal, I really need to be filtered but they just keep percolating to the surface, join me in cup?
You're sure you're just hydro, man?
 
How do you get that into the system? Must play havoc with the sinuses.
 
We ran out of coffee on the way down to AUTEC once. It wasn't even a long underway, it was just dumb SKs being dumb SKs and probably misreading quantities or something. (We don't exactly put our best and brightest there, you know.)

I don't remember if we pulled close to PCAN or Mayport on the way down but a tug brought us coffee, I remember thinking "that's gonna be some expensive-ass coffee" because coordinating an unexpected stop like that isn't the easiest thing in the world.
 
You're sure you're just hydro, man?
Remember, to be Hydroman is to be able to handle the pressure. I try to filter these things out but they just keep on flowing. Too many years in hydraulics and I have developed a bad case of hydraulic elbow which I guess is fitting for a hydro guy.
 
We ran out of coffee on the way down to AUTEC once. It wasn't even a long underway, it was just dumb SKs being dumb SKs and probably misreading quantities or something. (We don't exactly put our best and brightest there, you know.)

I don't remember if we pulled close to PCAN or Mayport on the way down but a tug brought us coffee, I remember thinking "that's gonna be some expensive-ass coffee" because coordinating an unexpected stop like that isn't the easiest thing in the world.
I was collecting "nuclear stupidity" online a few years back, and got a tale of how a supply officer allowed the ship to run out of coffee. (That's basically all the details)

Not only were no sailors harmed, but even the SuppO's career was not impaired. I have zero idea how the SuppO managed that.
 
Not only were no sailors harmed, but even the SuppO's career was not impaired. I have zero idea how the SuppO managed that.
Yeah, I think our chop caught an earful but nothing bad happened to him, and I didn't think it should. It's almost certainly not his fault. Probably asked the cooks how the coffee looked, no one checked and they just made something up.

(I know this because I still work on boats and if sailors are prone to anything, it's making stuff up. Especially if they've broken something.)
 
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