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Michel Van said:
I don't think that Dog is proud, more He high on drugs...
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No, he's just been surrounded by gangsta' pitbulls:

"So...you collaborated with the two legs in narcing everyone out? Think you're gonna get a medal? We're going for a ride, but first, we'll let ya bask in the glory for a few. He she comes... don't even try to run...."

Photographer:
"That dog had the oddest look on his face.
 
French elections highlight playful takes on running lists names:

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(Yandex translation)

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Sourced from Le Canard Enchaine newspaper (oldest continously running news media in France), routinely referred as Le Canard/The Duck (hence its reference in the translated text)
 
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The IRS got suspicious that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his staff, so they sent an agent to investigate.

The agent climbed aboard the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board.

“Then there’s this mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does almost all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”

The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to — the mentally challenged one.”

The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”
 
German Humor

Translation
Sign: today: vegan Pizza
Yuck! I'd rather go to hell.
Down here there's only pizza Hawaii

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It's that time of year again.

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Britain orders 13 new super stealth cruisers for Royal Navy

The vessels, understood to be part of a previously undisclosed maritime capability initiative, will reportedly incorporate an advanced low-observability architecture designed to significantly reduce their detectability across multiple domains.
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While detailed specifications remain limited, the design is expected to prioritise signature management to an unprecedented degree. This is believed to extend beyond radar cross-section reduction to include infrared, acoustic, and potentially even visual spectrum considerations. As a result, observers may find it difficult to clearly determine the ships’ outline, position, or, in some cases, whether they are present at all.

In at least one case, a scheduled visit to a naval base reportedly included a briefing on the vessels, followed by a tour of an entirely empty berth. Attendees were assured the lead ship was present, though none could independently confirm this. One remarked that the programme appeared to have “achieved a level of discretion not previously thought possible”.

Defence analysts have begun to question whether the programme represents a genuine procurement effort or something more conceptual. One noted that a warship which cannot be seen, tracked, located, or verified in any way “does solve survivability concerns,” but conceded it also introduces “new challenges, such as confirming it exists.”
 

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