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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ng-aliens-would-like-ants-trying-talk-people/
A trifle pessimistic perhaps.
A trifle pessimistic perhaps.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ng-aliens-would-like-ants-trying-talk-people/
A trifle pessimistic perhaps.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ng-aliens-would-like-ants-trying-talk-people/
A trifle pessimistic perhaps.
Probably the opposite, though it depends what you regards as bad news; aliens as dumbass as Trump, Putin and Xi Jinping but with better weapons tech than us, or aliens so smart they notice us only enough not to tread on us.
Speaking of better tech, we have been watching batshit-crazy UFO stuff on one channel because its "ancient aliens" meme actually has some interesting archaeology stitched in. But all those crashed UFOs and ancient worship going back thousands of years? We are positing an advanced interstellar civilisation making itself known to us while simultaneously keeping itself secret from us. The primitive, low-tech ancients worshipped them as Gods, while today's advanced tech-savvy world is by contrast so delicate and unsophisticated they dare not even let us know they are here in case it freaks us out. They are thinly stretched here, doing little more than mutate and monitor a handful of us, yet their runabout craft still crash regularly, lord knows how many they must have lost with all hands in the last five thousand years or so, it's a wonder any of them are left alive. Then, you'd think that even fifty years would be enough to improve the reliability of their tech so they stopped crashing, never mind five millennia. But no, if anything the otherwise-inexplicable wreckage is coming thicker and faster than ever. Talk about incompetent! Still, at least they have something in common after all with the people who investigate them.
If we met an alien intelligence that was bent on destroying us I doubt we could do anymore to prevent it than the ant hill can defend against a can of Raid. They'd almost certainly be further ahead of us technologically than we are to lemurs. Teleoperate Xi,Biden, and Putin to launch all the nukes. Drop some gray goo. Drop a Thing on us. Or an asteroid. I suppose it would only depend on the desired end-state as to what approach they'd take from their recipe book.
If we met an alien intelligence that was bent on destroying us I doubt we could do anymore to prevent it than the ant hill can defend against a can of Raid. They'd almost certainly be further ahead of us technologically than we are to lemurs. Teleoperate Xi,Biden, and Putin to launch all the nukes. Drop some gray goo. Drop a Thing on us. Or an asteroid. I suppose it would only depend on the desired end-state as to what approach they'd take from their recipe book.
Realistically, if we are discovered by a more advanced species, they would be *vastly* beyond us. Not a mere hundred years or a thousand, but millions or potentially billions. And since we cannot imagine what a mere few hundred years could produce for us, a species that has a million years on us might as well be gods. Organians or Metrons if we are lucky; Q or Magic Man from Adventure Time if we are unlucky, Cthulhu or Yog Sothoth if we are desperately unlucky. Simply dropping rocks or Things on us would be beneath them. They might sweep the entire solar system aside without even noticing, or they might reduce our three dimensions to 2 (or to the square root of three), or randomize the speed of light or the universal constant of gravitation. They might collect all our "souls" and make an infinite copy of each and put each copy into a unique form of eternal torment because why wouldn't they. They might freeze all motion in perpetuity, but leave our consciousnesses running, forever locked in place, aware but unable to communicate or do *anything* till the heat death of the universe. They might dissolve the bonds that hold our cells together into solid forms, turning us all into blobs... immortal blobs that continue to think and feel and need to scream but have no mouths.
Simply killing us all is thinking small. Truly advanced aliens could do unimaginable things. And with alien motivations and ethics, not only *could* they, but *would* they.
Powerful Moscow witches, with whom I had a chance to communicate twenty years ago
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If it is interested in the biology of Earth and had FTL communications that can tap into the internet, all they need to do is wait a little bit, and soon enough the gene sequences of every living species, and a few extinct ones, will be available free for the downloading. They'll be able - eventually - to tap into all of humanities research into life on Earth, including paleontology. *Far* easier than coming here and doing the research themselves. Interestingly, if they have this ability, it will be one of those rare cases where, at least for a while, it will be beneficial for mankind. It will be in the aliens interests to keep the internet not only alive, but growing; for all the archives to be scanned and made available. To make sure this happens, the aliens will be incentivized to help keep human civilization alive and thriving.In my opinion on our planet there are only two interesting things: the enormous variety of animals and plants and the behavior of an intelligent species, everything else is rocks. If ET has FTL technology and is interested in collecting life forms it will have to travel to Earth or send robots to collect DNA examples, but if it is only interested in studying our behavior it can use its FTL communication systems to connect to the internet without having to make the trip.
In my opinion on our planet there are only two interesting things: the enormous variety of animals and plants and the behavior of an intelligent species, everything else is rocks. If ET has FTL technology and is interested in collecting life forms it will have to travel to Earth or send robots to collect DNA examples, but if it is only interested in studying our behavior it can use its FTL communication systems to connect to the internet without having to make the trip.
Judging by present behaviour, the presence of an 'intelligent' species might be a bit of a stretch. Though my cat might want to put a word or two in.
As a species, humans have been more successful than any other known species, we have thrived uninterruptedly for half a million years, we have eliminated predators and diseases, we have learned to protect ourselves from the climate and we are very good at producing food and occupying new habitats to make them productive, the proof is that wild animals look for food in our garbage. Despite the misinformation created by the media, the reality of our species is that we are overcoming hunger, poverty and war. I don't think I would be able to eat my cat even in a case of extreme need, but I know what the cat would do in the same case. We are simply better.Judging by present behaviour, the presence of an 'intelligent' species might be a bit of a stretch. Though my cat might want to put a word or two in.
There might be some very bright individuals around. As a species, humans can be remarkably stupid.
I like that theory. But it may not be enough for ET to know the outcome of our DNA research. Let's imagine that in the future the existence of a killer gene is discovered and researchers need DNA samples from famous killers of the past... But they can only access ink prints of fingerprints from police files. Then they would have to dig into some graves to get real genetic material.If it is interested in the biology of Earth and had FTL communications that can tap into the internet, all they need to do is wait a little bit, and soon enough the gene sequences of every living species, and a few extinct ones, will be available free for the downloading. They'll be able - eventually - to tap into all of humanities research into life on Earth, including paleontology. *Far* easier than coming here and doing the research themselves. Interestingly, if they have this ability, it will be one of those rare cases where, at least for a while, it will be beneficial for mankind. It will be in the aliens interests to keep the internet not only alive, but growing; for all the archives to be scanned and made available. To make sure this happens, the aliens will be incentivized to help keep human civilization alive and thriving.In my opinion on our planet there are only two interesting things: the enormous variety of animals and plants and the behavior of an intelligent species, everything else is rocks. If ET has FTL technology and is interested in collecting life forms it will have to travel to Earth or send robots to collect DNA examples, but if it is only interested in studying our behavior it can use its FTL communication systems to connect to the internet without having to make the trip.
At least until the aliens have all the info they want.
So it would be in our best interests to:
1) Promise to make all human knowledge available online
2) But do it slowly and methodically, always keeping *something* in reserve
3) And constantly work to expand the human database. This would include not only space exploration, but space colonization, terraforming and the creation of brand-new species, with constant scientific studies and updates of all the new interesting things. Don't let the show get canceled.
Though my cat might want to put a word or two in.
It is disturbing to think that some of these moments of inspiration might have being not a natural phenomenon, but memes implanted by an external intelligence with the intention of directing the evolution of our species.
To educate us for altruism?
To train us for some dark reason?
Spock would say that is the most logical answer.
I like that theory. But it may not be enough for ET to know the outcome of our DNA research. Let's imagine that in the future the existence of a killer gene is discovered and researchers need DNA samples from famous killers of the past... But they can only access ink prints of fingerprints from police files. Then they would have to dig into some graves to get real genetic material.
I just find it mildly disturbing that so many folks take these wild fantasies seriously enough to be disturbed by them.
Our Galaxy is old enough to house civilizations that may be BILLIONS of years older than Earth and that have evolved to develop telepathic capabilities. If so and if they are communicating with other civilizations by this means, we will not be able to grasp their thoughts and we will continue to ignore their existence.I like that theory. But it may not be enough for ET to know the outcome of our DNA research. Let's imagine that in the future the existence of a killer gene is discovered and researchers need DNA samples from famous killers of the past... But they can only access ink prints of fingerprints from police files. Then they would have to dig into some graves to get real genetic material.
A communication system that can tap into the internet and download everything must necessarily be a two-way communication system... it can't just read, it will have to press "enter" from time to time and answer the CAPTCHA. So the possibility exists that some of the weirdos online would be aliens. Some of the weirdos advocating for this or that are aliens. Some of the weirdos online who bought bitcoin early and are playing the stocks and who have amassed large fortunes and who are savvy at not just making more money but also at spending that money on politicians and scientists and influencers to get their way are aliens. So if they need some body dug up... they could get it done.
Looking at some of the weirdos inhabiting TikTok, I can easily believe that they are aliens, or are CGI constructs made and controlled by aliens. In which case it's clear that at least some of the aliens online do *not* wish us well. Whether that means they are actively belligerent or are simply amused by chaos... dunno.
Measurement is a two way process.A communication system that can tap into the internet and download everything must necessarily be a two-way communication system...
Yeap, you get drunk with the lads and fly out to some low tech civilisation. There's always one who wants to molest the local wildlife, and one who thinks he can speak the native lingo and another who keeps trying to order a kebab from a Chinese takeaway.3 - Lads night out, a bit like predator/hunting lions
I wholeheartedly agree - there is so much wild overimagination in this thread that a single cut by Occam's Razor would put a swift and merciful end to. Simulation hypothesis, anyone?It is disturbing to think that some of these moments of inspiration might have being not a natural phenomenon, but memes implanted by an external intelligence with the intention of directing the evolution of our species.
To educate us for altruism?
To train us for some dark reason?
Spock would say that is the most logical answer.
I just find it mildly disturbing that so many folks take these wild fantasies seriously enough to be disturbed by them. Horror movies and serial-killer crime stories also bore me stiff. In fact, I think after seven pages I might sign off this thread now. Happy rambling, all!
Basically, it is about defining what differentiates us from the cat, according to the beliefs of each one can choose between God, blind evolution and ET. In all three cases it is necessary to use some imagination because science cannot give a serious opinion.I wholeheartedly agree - there is so much wild overimagination in this thread that a single cut by Occam's Razor would put a swift and merciful end to. Simulation hypothesis, anyone?It is disturbing to think that some of these moments of inspiration might have being not a natural phenomenon, but memes implanted by an external intelligence with the intention of directing the evolution of our species.
To educate us for altruism?
To train us for some dark reason?
Spock would say that is the most logical answer.
I just find it mildly disturbing that so many folks take these wild fantasies seriously enough to be disturbed by them. Horror movies and serial-killer crime stories also bore me stiff. In fact, I think after seven pages I might sign off this thread now. Happy rambling, all!
Conclusively prove to me that cats do not ruminate about choosing between God, blind evolution and ETBasically, it is about defining what differentiates us from the cat, according to the beliefs of each one can choose between God, blind evolution and ET. In all three cases it is necessary to use some imagination because science cannot give a serious opinion.I wholeheartedly agree - there is so much wild overimagination in this thread that a single cut by Occam's Razor would put a swift and merciful end to. Simulation hypothesis, anyone?It is disturbing to think that some of these moments of inspiration might have being not a natural phenomenon, but memes implanted by an external intelligence with the intention of directing the evolution of our species.
To educate us for altruism?
To train us for some dark reason?
Spock would say that is the most logical answer.
I just find it mildly disturbing that so many folks take these wild fantasies seriously enough to be disturbed by them. Horror movies and serial-killer crime stories also bore me stiff. In fact, I think after seven pages I might sign off this thread now. Happy rambling, all!
what if they are going to strip mine dicks?Apart from a (currently) habitable biosphere, there's no particular known resources on Earth that an alien civilization couldn't get easier by just mining asteroids or even uninhabited planets. On the other hand there's no correlation between technological advancement and goodnaturedness on this planet, and why would hypothetical aliens be any different?
In other words, if hostile aliens come to Earth it won't be to strip mine the planet, it'll be because they're dicks.