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"ZOMG!!! MORMONS!!!!!!" That's about all many know about Utah.
 

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Hey I like my "Gangsta Rap's Greatest Hits". On the original cassette, thank you. ;D
 

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Triton said:
Watch out for those clouds of dihydrogen monoxide. ;)

And the canned food.

chickeninacan-11.jpg


http://up-ship.com/blog/?p=2592
 

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Orionblamblam said:
Triton said:
Watch out for those clouds of dihydrogen monoxide. ;)

And the canned food.

chickeninacan-11.jpg


http://up-ship.com/blog/?p=2592

That's nothin'. Go anywhere in the south. You ain't seen gross until you've seen "head cheese".
 

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sferrin said:
That's nothin'. Go anywhere in the south. You ain't seen gross until you've seen "head cheese".

"Southern food" and I have had our issues. Two things that immediately spring to memory:
1) Wherever I went in "Dixie," the milk tasted like... pesticide. First noticed this on a family vacation trip when we stopped in a McDonalds or some such, and had a carton of milk. Bleah. Let my parents taste it... they tasted the pesticide as well. Then had the staff taste it... they didn't taste it. I guess it was normal.
2) On a business trip to Huntsville around 2003, I ordered Ice Tea. How can you possibly screw that up? Here's how: one billion parts per million of *sugar.* Had so much sugar in it it was *gritty.* Soon came to realize that "ice tea" was the default name for "sweet tea," which is the euphemism for "diabetes in a glass." Already being a diabetic, I didn't think too highly of it. Nor did I think highly of having to argue to *not* have a pound of sugar dumped into my glass of dried leaves in water.
 

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I lived in Lufkin, TX for several months years ago. Their water is so bad it ruined the taste of anything you put it in. I made the mistake of filling the bathtub up once and it had this brownish tint. Needless to say I stuck to showers so I could at least pretend that was clear water coming out of the tap.
 

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I'm rather disappointed by the link. I was hoping to see a bunch of Mormon's riding a mechanical steam-powered spider. :'( :D

Great genealogists, though (even if spiderless).
 

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Hmmm. Depends of the use they do of the said genealogy...
(and, by the way, why are Mormons so fond of genealogy ?)
 

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