Do not stare at happy fun asteroid.I know what Professor Alan Duffy is trying to say here but seriously, if an asteroid was hurtling towards earth the last thing I would be worried about was eyesight...
An astronomy expert has recommended not staring at the asteroid as it hurtles towards Earth
Superman is flying over the city when he eyes Wonder Woman sunbathing, alone on a rooftop; stark naked and visibly taking a lot of... pleasure.
"Geez I can't miss that... I will take my chance...in super speed, so that nobody will know...! Not even her... geronimoooo !"
And so he does: he screws Wonder Woman faster than the speed of light - before flying away.
Wonder Woman has been taken by storm and she says
"Gosh, what was that ??!!"
And then the Invisible Man is heard saying
"No idea Diana, but boy, my ass is aching like Hell!"
TORONTO -- An Ontario grandmother who bought an educational toy for her 15-month-old granddaughter was shocked when the dancing cactus started swearing and singing about doing cocaine.
"This toy uses swear words and talking about cocaine use," Ania Tanner told CTV News Toronto. "This is not what I ordered for my granddaughter."
The cactus was sold on Walmart’s website as an educational toy for about $26 and sings songs in English, Spanish and Polish.
'Big Clive' Mitchell ... legend (take a look at his website snippets) http://bigclive.com/