Secret Projects Theme Song

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Lots of military hardware has been used for subject matter by various musicians. You've got the F-104 providing a whole album, Billy Idol expounding on the F-22, a first person view from the brain of a Polaris SLBM by Megadeth...

Over the past year a certain really famous British band reunited and put out a new album. Then this other British band did the same thing, except their album wasn't mostly useless. Said other band has provided a track based around a certain Secret Project, and when I heard the lyrics, I was laughing at the hilarity of it all and completely surprised when I realized what the hell they were going on about.

So here are the lyrics to Intensive Battery Brooding, which should probably be the forum theme song ;D

A blue peafowl soaring
Silent deadly dormant lied
Spreading its plumage
Incendiary armed and primed
Timer ticking

Peafowl rising
Awakes from its slumbering state
Short fuse smoldering
A world of pain to detonate
To devastate

Scalding concussing
Defeathered broiler - foul game
Ornate unstable
Incubating charged despot of disdain

A blue peacock - desolation in its wake
A blue peacock - fragmenting laying waste

You'd better handle with care
A sleeping mongrel best to lie
Controlled atmosphere killing
A tactical device that's unbenign
Device ticking

Countdown sequenced
There is no turning back
Time is the grand leveler
Shattering your crystal habitat

Scalding concussing
Defeathered broiler - foul game
Ornate volatile unstable
Incubated despot of disdain

A blue peacock - desolation in its wake
A plump blue peacock - fragmenting laying waste
A blue peacock - desolation in its wake
A blue peacock - about to blow up in your face

Intensive poultry battery brooding
Critical mass approaching cruelly

A numbed ground zero with no shelter
Fold before time the true grand leveler

Deflagration without warning
Over your grave will ride a thousand horses

You reap the whirlwind of what you sowed
I'll laugh as your world implodes

Ha

You may now return to your previously non-interrupted existences.
 
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