[Music plays as a small group dances across a stage in top hats.]
What is Bitcoin? It's Nothing!
Go ahead! Buy some Nothing. We have Nothing for you.
Buy some Nothing. Lots of Nothing. We have Nothing for you.
Get out your cash and give it away! For Nothing!
Lots of Nothing. We Have Nothing for you.
Backwards looking statement:
Bitcoin is not real money. Its origin is unknown and no one is responsible. The value of Bitcoin is entirely arbitrary and is based on the U.S. Dollar. Owners of Bitcoin can experience substantial losses overnight. Bitcoin is not FDIC insured in the United States. If you live in an emerging market, you're on your own.